Why? Dear god why?

[harmlessinc]

Some days it must really rock to be a news reporter.
Also it would appear that some days it really really stinks to be a cop.

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Comments

[icontradictme.livejournal.com]

I had a customer in the store yesterday who was related to one of the officers. My favorite quote from the whole recounting was that when the paramedics finally got the man restrained, he told them that he didn't want his penis reattatched. He wanted one of those "extra large black ones".

[ottery.livejournal.com]

That's the kind of thing where the urge to be unprofessional is a strong and profound one, speaking as a reporter.

[harmlessinc.livejournal.com]

I knew you would appreciate that. :)